President Trump gave his State of the Union speech to Congress final night time. I skipped it and performed video video games as an alternative as a part of my ongoing 2026 decision to follow extra self-care. However pinhead sycophants like CNN contributor Scott Jennings and Trump advisor Stephen Miller thought it killed, particularly one second during which the president tried to trick Democrats into showing unpatriotic by not standing in help of ICE kidnapping kids off the street.
“If you happen to agree with this assertion, then arise and present your help: The primary obligation of the American authorities is to guard Americans, not unlawful aliens,” Trump instructed Congress. Received ’em! Sick burn, Mr. President! That’s how the charmless toadies using his coattails responded on social media. “Shall be signature second of this speech,” Jennings, who will get paid the big bucks to launder fascist speaking factors on cable TV, wrote considerably usually. “Trump nailed them.”
Why does this man at all times speak like a World of Warcraft npc https://t.co/HWIIhBWpSz
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 25, 2026
Then Miller responded like that buddy on the occasion who promised you they they’d be chill after which moments later received’t shut up concerning the Magic: The Gathering banned card lists from 20 years in the past. “Democrats declared to the world their searing disdain for, and profound disloyalty to, the precise residents of the USA,” he wrote. “They had been repeatedly advised to face. Again and again. They refused. It was a second that chills to the bone and which can reside for a thousand years.”
Sounds about proper for the man dancing like this to “Ice Ice Child” at Mar-a-Lago hours earlier than his spouse publicizes their fourth little one. “Why does this man at all times speak like a World of Warcraft npc,” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wrote again. “Holy shit…Wasn’t anticipating to catch that stray right this moment…” responded veteran Blizzard designer Chadd Nervig within the feedback. Beforehand a developer on World of Warcraft, Nervig now works on Hearthstone, which has immortalized among the MMO’s finest NPCs in card type. It might all be that a lot funnier if Miller wasn’t foaming on the mouth 24/7 to spoil different folks’s lives.
