Spending time with my mother inevitably means speaking about work, and since she’s retired, this nearly all the time means my work. Throughout a current dialog, I introduced up being requested to evaluate Romeo Is a Useless Man, the most recent venture from Grasshopper Manufacture and its chief auteur Goichi “Suda51” Suda. Or, placing it in phrases she might admire, “a brand new online game from that man I used to be super excited to interview just a few years in the past.”
Her follow-up query was somewhat extra problematic: “What’s it about?”
It felt as if time froze. I’d spent hours with Romeo Is a Useless Man by that time however didn’t have a superb reply. Was it a doomed love story? A mind-bending, interdimensional journey? An ode to human complexity? An enchanting instance of Grasshopper extra? A lesson in self-actualization? A send-up of American exceptionalism? An indictment of the mockingly isolating nature of social media? A car for Suda to but once more pay homage to his favourite motion pictures, tv reveals, music, and video video games? A cheeky love letter to Grasshopper’s historical past, to not point out gaming as an entire?
“It’s… sophisticated,” was all I might muster earlier than altering the topic.
Romeo Is a Useless Man is, on paper, just about what I’ve come to count on from a modern-day Grasshopper Manufacture venture. It’s every part above without delay and but under no circumstances like what I described on the similar time. Is it enjoyable? Is it significant? Is it value money and time? I feel so—and can attempt to clarify why within the forthcoming paragraphs—however the strategy of explaining how a chunk of artwork made you are feeling entails extra than simply phrases.
Again-of-the-Field Quote:
“I did not perceive something and cherished each second of it.”
Developer:
Grasshopper Manufacture
Kind of Recreation:
Motion-adventure, hack-and-slash.
Preferred:
Maximalist aesthetics, peak storytelling
Disliked:
Makes few improvements to a well-trod, albeit nonetheless enjoyable, formulation.
Platforms:
PC, PlayStation 5, Xbox Collection X/S (Performed on PlayStation 5).
Launch Date:
February 11, 2026
Performed:
40 hours; playthroughs on each Milk Chocolate (regular) and Couverture Chocolate (tremendous exhausting) difficulties with some post-game secret exploring whereas maxing out stats on Romeo in addition to his weapons and Bastards.
The late David Lynch, in his autobiography Catching the Large Fish: Meditation, Consciousness, and Creativity, says folks know greater than they suppose in terms of deciphering artwork.
“Somebody would possibly say, ‘I don’t perceive music,’ however most individuals expertise music emotionally and would agree that music is an abstraction,” Lynch writes. “You don’t must put music into phrases instantly, you simply hear. Cinema is quite a bit like music. It may be very summary, however folks have a craving to make mental sense of it, to place it proper into phrases. And after they can’t try this, it feels irritating. However they will give you an evidence from inside, if they only permit it.”
So whereas it’s straightforward to say issues like, “Romeo Is a Useless Man is an evolution of the mechanically gratifying, hack-and-slash formulation beforehand created with No Extra Heroes,” as a result of it’s, it’s one other, extra excruciating train altogether to outline the sport’s general which means. It’s this high quality that makes Grasshopper Manufacture’s video games so particular, and one thing Romeo has in spades.
Slice, Cube, and Julienne
Let’s begin by getting the straightforward stuff out of the best way. Romeo Is a Useless Man is Grasshopper’s first authentic venture since spending the final 10 years (possibly) wrapping up the No Extra Heroes sequence. It stars Romeo Stargazer, a younger sheriff’s deputy who, after being munched on by a demon, is saved by his grandfather Benjamin, a Doc Brown- or Rick Sanchez-style scientist with nearly limitless scientific information, and became a half-dead superhero. Romeo trades his life in small-town Deadford, Pennsylvania for a gig with the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Area-Time Police, and the story kicks off in media res as he tries to determine his situationship with the mysterious Juliet Dendrobium and search out nefarious criminals wreaking havoc on time and area.
Romeo Is a Useless Man’s moment-to-moment gameplay is spent touring via principally linear ranges damaged up between sections set within the action-heavy “actual” area and the extra peaceable subspace, an space that makes up for its lack of fight with aesthetics primarily based round distinctive, voxel-based mazes with partitions that warp out and in of actuality. Altering the surroundings in a single dimension incessantly impacts the opposite, which supplies the sport a definite—if not wholly distinctive—rhythm the place moments of pure chaos stream into chill, puzzle-solving sections and vice versa.
When you’ve performed No Extra Heroes 3, you must have already got a good suggestion of what’s on provide right here so far as fight goes. Grasshopper is the king of fast-paced, frenetic melee fight, and Romeo Is a Useless Man lives as much as that fame. Romeo could also be a extra subdued protagonist than Travis Landing, however he nonetheless carves up foes like a sizzling chainsaw via zombie brains. And in eschewing its tendency to develop video games for Nintendo platforms first, Grasshopper is ready to take full benefit of the PlayStation 5, Xbox Collection X/S, and PC’s extra highly effective {hardware} to fill the display with an nearly obnoxious quantity of visible thrives. At instances, the one method to hold observe of Romeo via the entire button-mashing violence is thru the lighting on his sword because it turns enemies into Miike-esque fountains of blood. The boss battles, then again, really feel as meticulously designed as something you’d discover in Darkish Souls, and proved to be a compelling and formidable problem even on the regular issue.

However that’s to not say Romeo Is a Useless Man doesn’t add something to the fashionable Grasshopper formulation. Romeo can also be able to dispensing punishment from a distance with a set of firearms starting from a easy pistol to a grasshopper-shaped bazooka. The injury dealt by these weapons largely pales compared to what you possibly can obtain with melee weapons, however they do come in useful when concentrating on weak factors on harder enemies and managers, which current as stunning, blue flowers and satisfyingly explode with consecutive assaults. As the sport nears its conclusion and begins throwing teams of extra highly effective monsters at you, Romeo’s weapons turn out to be invaluable belongings, even when utilizing them nets you much less vitality for his particular, health-restoring Bloody Summer season assaults.
As you play via Romeo Is a Useless Man, enemies will typically drop seeds that you’ll then must take again to the hub space—a spaceship utilized by the Area-Time Police the place you possibly can chat up your allies, improve Romeo’s stats and gear, and guess on your self towards bosses in time-attack-style rematches—and plant in backyard plots nurtured by Romeo’s half-sister, Luna. Over time, these pods turn out to be Bastards, useful zombies who perform like combating recreation assists you possibly can equip as back-up throughout missions. I constructed out my squad with variations able to distracting enemies and trapping them in wormholes, however there are additionally Bastards who perform to supply shields and restore your well being.
Romeo additionally features a fusion system not not like that within the Megami Tensei franchise, permitting you to enhance your Bastards’ stats and even uncover all-new Bastards with even wilder skills. That stated, the method of mixing, planting, and harvesting Bastards can get somewhat tedious, and I used to be relieved to be performed with it as soon as I’d maxed out my favorites’ stats. One thing so important to defeating the sport’s tough bosses ought to most likely have been reduce to only one or two steps, however possibly that’s the purpose: Good issues take time.
Life is however a Dream
I’ve lengthy argued that Grasshopper’s work shares quite a bit in frequent with the films of legendary filmmaker Alejandro Jodorowsky. Each are so stuffed with symbolism, you find yourself being swept away by a flood of allegory and left greedy for any which means yow will discover. Romeo Is a Useless Man is not any completely different, however as I indicated earlier on this evaluate, I couldn’t assist but in addition consider David Lynch over the course of the 20 hours or so it took me to first attain the sport’s credit. Lynch blended dream-like absurdity and heartfelt earnestness within the pursuit of stirring the viewer’s emotional instinct somewhat than adhering to a strict, conventional narrative construction. The sweetness and frustration of his artwork, like Grasshopper’s, is in the way it calls for you take part in its interpretation, or as Romeo’s narrator suggests at one level between chapters, “The reality isn’t pure and by no means easy.”

One in every of my favourite components of Romeo Is a Useless Man is totally divorced from its violent gameplay. Talking with the Area-Time Police power’s resident nurse WorstPink and asking her to judge you’ll kick off what at first looks as if a foolish persona quiz earlier than it shifts right into a full-on courting sim parody. WorstPink asks Romeo a static sequence of questions and also you’re given three attainable responses from which to decide on. The catch is that just one is appropriate, whereas the opposite two will instantly finish the facet quest and boot you again to the hub space, pressured to begin from the start once more. I misplaced rely of the variety of instances this occurred to me, however lastly, I managed to memorize the mini-game’s 99 questions and see the ending.
Not like the remainder of the sport, the place you possibly can develop the required expertise and information to defeat any problem Romeo Is a Useless Man throws at you, WorstPink’s mini-game relies on somewhat luck and an entire lot of trial-and-error. It was most likely probably the most careworn I’ve ever gotten enjoying a online game. I wasn’t precisely certain why till it lastly dawned on me: The multiple-choice dialog, with its advantageous line between success and failure, jogged my memory of navigating social conditions in actual life. This a part of the sport basically simulates what it’s wish to be neuroatypical, or at the least the gut-wrenching confusion that arises once you aren’t certain of the “proper” factor to say and selecting the “unsuitable” factor appears like a disaster. In the long run, all you are able to do is attempt to perform a little higher the subsequent time round.
Romeo Is a Useless Man is filled with little moments like this, blended media distractions from the bloodshed that appear pointless earlier than finally taking over a higher which means. They aren’t particularly constructed to tickle customers’ dopamine pathways. They received’t all the time hit you a similar approach—or in any respect—however permitting Romeo to scrub over you somewhat than making an attempt to bundle its complexities in a neat little field will allow you to stroll away with at the least one factor to understand. Suda51 and the workforce he’s gathered at Grasshopper Manufacture continues to place out video games that perform each as entertaining distractions from the pressures of actuality and thought-provoking artwork installations. It’s nearly like having your cake and consuming it too.

