I’ve two displays on my desk. Usually, the left one is reserved for work chat, and the opposite I exploit for writing and for checking the net. However currently, one thing else has been hanging out within the nook of my left monitor: Gambler’s Desk, a brand new idle coin-flipping recreation out now on Steam, that I can’t cease taking part in.
The aim of Gambler’s Desk is to click on a coin to flip it over. After which flip it once more. After which once more. And once more. And once more. When this coin lands with the cash image dealing with up, you get a greenback. When it lands heads up, exhibiting a cranium, you get a cranium level that can be utilized to purchase hats.
Don’t fear about that. Simply preserve flipping. Rapidly, you’ll find the money for to purchase a second coin to flip. After which a 3rd coin. A fourth coin. That’s lots of cash to flip by your self!
Don’t fear, Gambler’s Desk has little minion males you should buy who can even flip cash for you. As you rack up extra money, you should buy upgrades that make cash flip quicker and improve their revenue per flip. Ultimately, you’ll get silver cash. And gold cash. Earlier than lengthy, you’ll be waving your cursor round to flip dozens of cash in seconds, due to an improve that removes the necessity for clicking. Earn sufficient cash, and a ability level will probably be offered, providing a robust improve that’s everlasting. Then you possibly can wipe the entire desk to begin over, incomes much more cash and getting one other ability level within the course of. Repeat…ceaselessly?
Part of me understands that what I’m doing is senseless and that I’m solely doing it as a result of, like so many players, I’ve a must see numbers go up. And but, I preserve flipping cash, increase an enormous amount of cash, wiping the desk clear of all cash and minions, and beginning over. From time to time, I cease and use my cranium factors to purchase a brand new hat for my minion. It’s my deal with to them for flipping cash. Then I catch them resting on the job and have to present them a tough poke to get them again to work. Cash received’t flip themselves, you recognize? All of us have a job to do right here at Gambler’s Desk.
In truth, I’m losing lots of time proper now penning this after I could possibly be over there, on my different display, flipping cash. My minion boys are doing it. But when I helped them, issues would go a lot quicker. So I’m carried out telling you about Gambler’s Desk. I don’t have any time to inform you about its extremely clean animations and great coin-flipping noises. Nor can I discuss concerning the sillier upgrades which might be obtainable later, and the great impact that occurs while you wipe the desk clear for a brand new run. I’ve cash to flip, rattling it. Now depart me be.
Editor’s observe: Within the hours since receiving this weblog from Zack, we’ve not heard from him. Emails and texts have been ignored. His spouse known as and stated the door to his basement workplace is locked, however she will hear a clicking noise and what feels like somebody buzzing “Flip…flip…flip…flip.” We’re hopeful Zack will return quickly.

